Today was my first "official" day of radiation treatment. It was very anticlimactic at best! My first chemo session I stopped breathing, so I thought maybe I could somehow top that. Luckily, it was very boring! It was basically like getting an x-ray. I had always pictured a weird laser beam or something. A "Beam me up Scotty" type of experience. And there were no microwaves involved at all. So there go all my weird expectations. Instead, I hardly even get to read a book in the waiting room before the ceiling calls out my name from the PA system. Today there were two Mrs. Johnson's in the waiting room and so when the speaker said "Ms. Johnson, you can come on back." I looked up and said, "Me?" and the ceiling responded, "Yes, you, now get back here!" It was quite humorous and I had to explain to the Radiation techs that there were actually two Mrs. Johnson's out there. It is just simply weird when the ceiling talks to you. I mean I have heard of divine intervention, but..............
O.K. now for the good stuff!!! My in laws sent this to me over a month ago in an e-mail and I have been chuckling ever since, so I am going to pass along the good times. Just click on this link below to see what I mean!
p.s. Tomorrow is National Doughnut Day so find your nearest doughnut shop and get a free doughnut.
p.p.s. I am not allowed to wear deodorant while I am doing radiation therapy, so instead they told me to wear corn starch on my pits. Guess what? It doesn't work, AND I smell like a bakery, so if you smell snickerdoodles walking by, it is just me!
p.p.p.s. I WISH I smelled like snickerdoodles!!!