Monday, January 12, 2009

"Mom, I need some alcohol!"

Here is how I was awakened this morning by my sweet Sarah.

Sarah: "Mom, I need some alcohol!"

Mom: "what.... alcohol?"

Sarah:"Yeah Mom, my stomach hurts so I need some alcohol!"

Mom:"Am I having a nightmare or something?"

Sarah: "No mom. You know you always give us alcohol when our stomach's hurt!"

Mom, thinking for a minute and then laughing: "Oh, I know now, you want some caffene. I always give you some soda with caffene when you have a stomach ache..."

Moral of this story: If Sarah has told you in the past that her mom gives her "alcohol", you can hang up the phone, don't call CPS, she just means caffene.


Heather said...

That is the funniest story I ever heard. It is so funny to hear the things that kids come up with.

The Davenports said...

Haha! You bad parent, you.... ;)

bek said...

hey, chris, i need some alcohol.

nickndest said...

I love it! You get your kids drunk when they don't feel good, so then they realllly don't feel good and then they'll stop complaining...

Farr Family said...

I love that story! Isn't it funny what our kids say and mean. I can't wait till Dallin starts to talk and I just laugh. I love your family! We hope you are doing well!