Here is how I was awakened this morning by my sweet Sarah.
Sarah: "Mom, I need some alcohol!"
Mom: "what.... alcohol?"
Sarah:"Yeah Mom, my stomach hurts so I need some alcohol!"
Mom:"Am I having a nightmare or something?"
Sarah: "No mom. You know you always give us alcohol when our stomach's hurt!"
Mom, thinking for a minute and then laughing: "Oh, I know now, you want some caffene. I always give you some soda with caffene when you have a stomach ache..."
Moral of this story: If Sarah has told you in the past that her mom gives her "alcohol", you can hang up the phone, don't call CPS, she just means caffene.
5 comments:
That is the funniest story I ever heard. It is so funny to hear the things that kids come up with.
Haha! You bad parent, you.... ;)
hey, chris, i need some alcohol.
I love it! You get your kids drunk when they don't feel good, so then they realllly don't feel good and then they'll stop complaining...
I love that story! Isn't it funny what our kids say and mean. I can't wait till Dallin starts to talk and I just laugh. I love your family! We hope you are doing well!
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